Happy-Happy

Here is what will make them happy:

- cheap produce
- cheap cable TV
- cheap Big Macs
- cheap gas at the pump
- cheaper gas at the pump
- cheap electronic gadgetry
- big parking lots at the mall
- fertilizers for green-green lawns
- SUVs to drive to the grocery store
- magic foods that build strong bones
- big SUVs to drive to the soccer field
- enriched white break without the crust
- cheap mansions in golfcourse subdivisions
- happy stickers to plaster on their bumpers
- wide highways stretching from here to there
- antibiotic soap to keep the dirty dirt away
- antibiotic desktops to keep the dirty dust away
- bigger SUVs to keep safe from all the other SUVs
- wider highways stretching from there to somewhere else
- big honkin' AC units so they don't have to open their windows
- smart bombs so they can smoke those bad guys out of their holes
- big bombs so they can unload their frustrations on the rest of the world
- Homeland Security so they can turn their attention on the whiners at home

Happy-happy. That is what they want. They want happy-happy. And there's nothing they won't do to get it.

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